Dennis Ming = Bass Guitar

 

Mike and Ming met while living in the post-modern basement subculture of the Honeycomb Towers of the University of South Carolina. They started weekend jams on top of Blossom Garage (student parking) until the cops managed to kick them off (because the frats thought they were too loud).  They were forced to buy a storage closet and finally decided to start a band and call it New Kids on the Block. They toured successfully and many 13-year-old girls bought lunch boxes with their faces on them. After multiple lawsuits and the loss of three equally talented (i.e. cute) members, they started playing REAL instruments and renamed themselves Penumbrae. They have made music ever since.